Archive for September, 2005

Not Quite Absolutely Fabulous

Chick: He was not really completely gay.
Guy: What was he, then?
Chick: He was more just completely fabulous. –10th & Broadway Overheard by: jennifer Girl: I’m pathetic enough but not fabulous enough to be a fag hag. –The Ansonia, 73rd & Broadway Overheard by: Betty Noir Girl #1: You shouldn’t feel sorry for yourself. We are single and fabulous, explanation point.
Girl #2: …Don’t you mean “exclamation point”? –Garden Cafe, Inwood Guy #1: …I walked in and the warehouse was just full of tiny little boots.
Guy #2: That sounds fabulous. –Central Park

She Meant Faster Than Lightning, Flipper

Yuppie guy #1: So my boss accused me today of being on drugs.
Yuppie guy #2: Really? But you’ve been clean for months…
Yuppie guy #1: I know! But still, my boss told me I type like a Thalidomide child. –Penn Station Overheard by: Kenneth Menzel

What, Objectifying is for Presidents Only? How 90s!

Suit #1: …so I went to her house and she was still begging and I kept saying “no”, and then she– He makes a handjob gesture. Suit #1: –and then I went home.
Suit #2: Have you seen [Laura], the new chick in the office?
Suit #3: I probably shouldn’t be saying this since I’m Vice President, but she’s got a great figure on her. –S train Overheard by: Michelle