Archive for September, 2005

Snapple Fact: No One Was in the Men’s Room

A wheeltard, one leg a stump, grows more and more agitated while waiting for someone to come out of the men’s room. He starts banging his chair repeatedly into the door. Finally it opens. He rolls into the doorway. Wheeltard: I could kick your motherfucking ass if I had another leg, motherfucker! How do you know I don’t have a gun? In fact, I do have a gun! –McDonald’s, Delancey Street Overheard by: Sarah T.