A wheeltard, one leg a stump, grows more and more agitated while waiting for someone to come out of the men’s room. He starts banging his chair repeatedly into the door. Finally it opens. He rolls into the doorway. Wheeltard: I could kick your motherfucking ass if I had another leg, motherfucker! How do you know I don’t have a gun? In fact, I do have a gun! –McDonald’s, Delancey Street Overheard by: Sarah T.
Photographer lady: They didn’t de-jowl him, which surprised me. –Once Upon a Tart, Sullivan Street Overheard by: Sara T.
Girlfriend: Your family can’t be any worse than my roommates at boarding school. The worst was when they made me dress up like a cowboy and do stripteases to early Madonna. -Q train Overheard by: Jonathan Graves
Woman: So, yesterday I think I ate dog food again. –Elevator, 90th & Colombus Overheard by: Louise XIV
Crazy lady: We are ready to explain! She, however, will be with the dog…What do you think about that walker-talker? Why don’t you go walk and talk!” –F train Overheard by: Oh Miss Lauren
Tourist girl: Where’s Macy’s? –Ground Zero
Street salesman: Come over, buy yourself a belt. If you got a big butt, buy two belts. –Brooklyn Heights
Guy: I like Bin Laden, you know? I like his style. Nobody can figure that motherfucker out. Hell, I’d wear a t-shirt with that motherfucker’s face on it. The snipers, they be tryin’ to find him and didn’t find shit. I give him mad credit. He bad ass. –Post Office, 42nd between 8th & 9th Overheard by: Babs Monroe
Guy: You are a walking Katrina, you know that? –C train Overheard by: Jill Beirne
Wasted guy: Oh man. I just shit my pants…I can’t believe I shit my pants. –Carroll Gardens