Girlfriend: Your family can’t be any worse than my roommates at boarding school. The worst was when they made me dress up like a cowboy and do stripteases to early Madonna. -Q train Overheard by: Jonathan Graves
Woman: So, yesterday I think I ate dog food again. –Elevator, 90th & Colombus Overheard by: Louise XIV
Crazy lady: We are ready to explain! She, however, will be with the dog…What do you think about that walker-talker? Why don’t you go walk and talk!” –F train Overheard by: Oh Miss Lauren
Tourist girl: Where’s Macy’s? –Ground Zero
Street salesman: Come over, buy yourself a belt. If you got a big butt, buy two belts. –Brooklyn Heights
Guy: I like Bin Laden, you know? I like his style. Nobody can figure that motherfucker out. Hell, I’d wear a t-shirt with that motherfucker’s face on it. The snipers, they be tryin’ to find him and didn’t find shit. I give him mad credit. He bad ass. –Post Office, 42nd between 8th & 9th Overheard by: Babs Monroe
Guy: You are a walking Katrina, you know that? –C train Overheard by: Jill Beirne
Wasted guy: Oh man. I just shit my pants…I can’t believe I shit my pants. –Carroll Gardens
Teen guy: Yeah, I fucked that retarded girl. She didn’t really know what was going on…but I busted in her. –Cobble Hill Overheard by: Philec
Crazy man: Why do blondes only hang out with other blondes? Why do blondes only hang out with other blonds? Why do blonds only hang out with other blonds?
Chick: Shut up.
Crazy man: Hey Blondie, I wasn’t asking you. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Thompson Patton