Woman: So, yesterday I think I ate dog food again. –Elevator, 90th & Colombus Overheard by: Louise XIV
Crazy lady: We are ready to explain! She, however, will be with the dog…What do you think about that walker-talker? Why don’t you go walk and talk!” –F train Overheard by: Oh Miss Lauren
Guy: I like Bin Laden, you know? I like his style. Nobody can figure that motherfucker out. Hell, I’d wear a t-shirt with that motherfucker’s face on it. The snipers, they be tryin’ to find him and didn’t find shit. I give him mad credit. He bad ass. –Post Office, 42nd between 8th & 9th Overheard by: Babs Monroe
Guy: You are a walking Katrina, you know that? –C train Overheard by: Jill Beirne
Wasted guy: Oh man. I just shit my pants…I can’t believe I shit my pants. –Carroll Gardens
Teen guy: Yeah, I fucked that retarded girl. She didn’t really know what was going on…but I busted in her. –Cobble Hill Overheard by: Philec
Crazy man: Why do blondes only hang out with other blondes? Why do blondes only hang out with other blonds? Why do blonds only hang out with other blonds?
Chick: Shut up.
Crazy man: Hey Blondie, I wasn’t asking you. –Washington Square Park Overheard by: Thompson Patton
Guy #1: So we’re entering the West Village.
Guy #2: Oh yeah?
Guy #1: Yeah…it’s sort of…the gay part of town.
Guy #2: Yeah? So…is there, like…a gay bar in the area we could go to? –Washington Square Park Overheard by: kjd
B&T guy: Do you know where Ludlow Street is?
Woman: It’s that way, towards Jersey. –Stanton & Suffolk
Drunk chick #1: Look, I have, like, fucking trackmarks. It’s like a hole!
Drunk chick #2: Oh my God! It looks like a teddy bear! –W. 4th between 6th & 7th Overheard by: Kaitlen