Hobo: You people are all evil…You are oppressors…You’re gonna be up shit’s creek when Moshiach comes! –37th & Broadway Overheard by: Alexander
Dude: Are you suggesting MacGyver is my penis? –F train Overheard by: Giovanni Diaz
Guy: Dude, no one uses “hobo” in a sentence anymore. –McCoy’s Bar, 9th Avenue
Old man on pay phone: If I see another nigger on this street, I’m gonna rip his dick off and eat it! –Chambers & Church Overheard by: Ziggy
Tour chick: …And up that street is the gym. I’ve never been in there but I’m sure it’s full of glistening weights and…I don’t know…glistening bodies… –Washington Square Park
Guy on cell: Oh, wow, that’s too bad. You know I would help you out if I were in New York. I am on the West Coast, I flew out yesterday, I am standing on Rodeo Drive. –73rd & 3rd
Woman: I mean, I don’t want to break up with him, but I just don’t think I can date an amputee. –Hungarian Pastry Shop, Amsterdam Avenue Overheard by: Jeff Julian
Girl #1: Man, I really want some cigarettes, but I don’t have any cash.
Girl #2: Sorry, I don’t have any cash either.
Girl #1: Look, I found a 20! God like totally wants me to smoke. –Broadway & Prince
Guy #1: I told you I wanted a pineapple.
Guy #2: It’s November.
Guy #1: And?
Hobo: Pineapple and coconuts are made from computers. And you can tell! –77th & 1st Overheard by: Big Z
White chick: Oh, I’ve been meaning to ask you…how do you say “hello” in Korean?
Asian chick: I don’t know; I’m Chinese, bitch! –Starbucks, 44th & Broadway