Janeane Garofalo: …so I just cover my whole body in Gold Bond powder. –1st Ave. & 3rd St.
Woman on cell: …hon, she had a gut!
Little boy: Mom, chubby is the new black. –75th & Broadway
Teen #1: …yeah, so now Saddam Hussein’s on trial or whatever, and like–
Teen #2: Whoa, whoa! They captured Saddam Hussein?! When did this happen?!
Teen #1: Like a year ago, dumbass. Jeez you’re slow. Anyway– –1/9 34th St. Station
New Yorker: You drove like a maniac. Do you have any idea what the speed limit is in New York?
Cabbie: Cab drivers do not have speed limits in New York. –Lincoln Center Overheard by: Peter
A jazz singer was playing his set, and a girl yelled out her phone number. He yelled back: I ain’t gay, but it’s worth a shot. –55 Bar, Christopher St. Overheard by: Tyler Shields
British Lady: I have a sharp pain in my bladder.
British Guy: Maybe you’re pregnant.
British Lady: How would you know? –Empire State Building Overheard by: Katherine O’Brien
Woman, 30s: So I go to his apartment last night after our date, and there’s all this Jesus stuff all over. I said, “Tell me this stuff is your roommate’s.” He gives me this shocked look. Turns out he’s born again! I was so pissed; I thought I was gonna get laid… –Chelsea Overheard by: Ursus Standingbear
Nylon sweat suit guy: I need a nice homecooked meal. I think I’m gonna go to Tad’s. –50th & 6th Blonde: I don’t diet. I just eat moderately. –Maggie’s, 47th & Madison
Woman: She said she want to make more than 8 dollars. I said, “Honey, you ain’t makin’ no 20 dollars unless you sell drugs.” –Bowery Overheard by: Stephanie Emilienburg Girl on cell: I think the truth is rotting into your brain, that’s why you’re getting migraines. –Astoria Overheard by: Rych
Girl: So then I asked everyone, “Who’s ever had anal?” and then he turned around… –St. John’s University Overheard by: Megan Cowles Girl: Cattle? Who said anything about cattle? Now chickens…they’re fun to molest sometimes. –Fort Greene