HS girl: OK, OK, I got it. This will solve everyone’s problems: Jamal, you need to eat Anna out. –Union Square
Guy on cell: What, you thought they were going to let fat people into the club? –N train
White Guy: White people can’t dance.
White Girl: I’m white and I can dance.
White Guy: Yeah, but you have tits. Anyone with tits looks good when they dance. –Happy Ending, Chinatown
Man on cell: I would fucking marry the girl, if it wasn’t for every time I went down on her she tasted like hummus.
–3rd Ave. & 11th St.
Guy #1: Dude, I think you have a porn addition.
Guy #2: 5 gigabytes is not an addiction! –Midwood Public Library Overheard by: Roman S
Hairstylist: Hey Jo Jo, what’s with that lady with all that body hair?
Jo Jo: She’s an old tree hugger. She never quit living in the 60s. Her kids and husband smell too. –Hair Salon, Madison & 52nd
Geek #1: …and then all of a sudden she put me in a headlock!
Geek #2: So you gonna ask her out?
Geek #1: …do you think I should? –2 train
Girl: I grew up in Sioux City, Iowa.
Guy: Oh, I’ve never been to Iowa…but I’ve been to Idaho. –Williamsburg party Overheard by: James G
Hippie: They gave Israel a nuclear submarine.
Companion: So they can fish? –5th Ave. & 21st St. Overheard by: MK and AT
Employee: I’m so gangsta and keep it so real that I think it scares women sometimes. –Duane Reade, 76th & 1st Overheard by: Adam Shprintzen