Archive for 2005

Perhaps That’s the Problem…Pudga

Runner chick #1: What the hell are those people doing?
Runner chick #2: They’re in some sort of boot camp class.
Runner chick #1: They’re military?
Runner chick #2: No, I think they just pay someone to get them in shape.
Runner chick #1: But they’re so sweaty and out of breath! I never get that way with my trainer! –Central Park Overheard by: Peter

In Their Defense, They Did Kill the EU

Girl: Sorry, I’m trying to be as French as possible.
French guy: Oh, I’m from Bawsten. –N train Overheard by: c. dubs The train pulls out of the underground. Three Hispanic teens look outside. Hispanic teen #1: You can’t see the Eiffel Tower from here? They continue looking for a good twenty seconds. Hispanic teen #2: That shit’s in Paris, yo! –F train Overheard by: Daniel Radosh