Archive for 2005

The Gaydar on Her Tinfoil Hat is Broken

Hoboette: I bet a lot of men try and make out with you.
Guy: Excuse me?
Hoboette: I bet a lot of men try and make out with you. You’ve never had that happen? Every time I see an attractive, well-groomed man, he is gay. So you are saying you aren’t gay?
Guy: Nope.
Hoboette: Keep up the good stuff. Too bad I wasn’t younger. –52nd & 10th

Perhaps That’s the Problem…Pudga

Runner chick #1: What the hell are those people doing?
Runner chick #2: They’re in some sort of boot camp class.
Runner chick #1: They’re military?
Runner chick #2: No, I think they just pay someone to get them in shape.
Runner chick #1: But they’re so sweaty and out of breath! I never get that way with my trainer! –Central Park Overheard by: Peter