Archive for 2005

Take Me Out to the Bore Game

Snack guy: Peanuts! Get your peanuts here! Buy one, get the second for the same price! –Yankee Stadium Overheard by: HelloClairice Suit #1: He basically crawled up my ass and started punching me from the inside.
Suit #2: Nice picture, dude. Christ. –Yankee Stadium Overheard by: Brett Girl on cell: I’m here in Harlem right next to Yankee Stadium. –4 train Woman: It’s a good thing we got here early. I don’t want to miss the kickoff. –Shea Stadium Chick #1: Boo, you’re gonna miss!
Chick #2: Aren’t you cheering for the wrong team?
Chick #1: I wasn’t cheering, I was making an ominous prediction. –Richmond County Ballpark Overheard by: Becka Dash Guy #1: I thought that girl was his daughter. He has to be in his 50s.
Guy #2: I know, it’s skeeving me right out.
Guy #1: What do you think? She’s 22 or 23?
Guy #2: Dude, she’s a hard 18 tops. –Yankee Stadium Overheard by: Todd Horan

Wow, “Long Island” and “Better” in One Discussion

Suit #1: How long have you lived here?
Suit #2: How old are you? Probably longer than you have been alive.
Suit #1: Born and raised in New York, huh?
Suit #2: No, a farm in PA. Got the fuck out of there, though. Met a girl from New York–well actually, Long Island–married her and moved out here. Thought she had money. Yeah…fooled the shit out of me.
Suit #3: Ha, you were that close to being better than all of us. –Wall & Water

The Sticks are Obviously Made from Branches

Girl: I wonder what kind of cheese they put in these.
Guy: Me too. It’s good.
Girl: What do you think it is?
Guy: Maybe Mozzarella, I’m not sure.
Girl: It doesn’t taste like Mozzarella. I doubt it.
Guy: You’re right. I don’t know. Probably one of them Italian cheeses.
Girl: I wonder. I like it. –Diner, Astoria Overheard by: Jenna Vee