Archive for 2005

Not Quite Absolutely Fabulous

Chick: He was not really completely gay.
Guy: What was he, then?
Chick: He was more just completely fabulous. –10th & Broadway Overheard by: jennifer Girl: I’m pathetic enough but not fabulous enough to be a fag hag. –The Ansonia, 73rd & Broadway Overheard by: Betty Noir Girl #1: You shouldn’t feel sorry for yourself. We are single and fabulous, explanation point.
Girl #2: …Don’t you mean “exclamation point”? –Garden Cafe, Inwood Guy #1: …I walked in and the warehouse was just full of tiny little boots.
Guy #2: That sounds fabulous. –Central Park