Archive for 2005

Yeah, So the Rest of Us Can Start

Yuppie guy on cell collides with hipster guy pretty hard. Hipster guy: Hey, asshole!
Yuppie guy: Watch it.
Hipster guy: I hope you have to watch your fuckin’ children die!
Hipster girl: Honey, you really have to stop saying that to
people. –7th Avenue & 13th Street

Nah, Those Get Recycled

Girl: Why won’t that garbage truck move for the ambulance?
Guy #1: Is the garbage really that important? They’re still picking it up.
Guy #2: Pretty soon they’ll be able to dump the body in there. –Park & 27th Overheard by: Jimi D

Yet Again, He’s No Bill Clinton

Roberto Clemente, Jr.: Well, maybe you won’t say that when you have to spend 3 days straight with George W….We spent three days straight sitting down talking, just drank some beers, ate some hot dogs–
Professor guy: –smoked a joint…
Roberto Clemente, Jr.: Yeah! And he inhaled. –Waverly Building, Waverly Place Overheard by: Genevieve Dreizen