Archive for 2005

That Must Have Been Some Orgy at the UN

Girl: God there are so many Chinos here. I hate Chinese people.
Guy: You’re so dis…What do they call it? Racist! That’s not a very good attribute to have, Christina.
Girl: The only people I like are Spanish people and white people.
Guy: I hope one day someone who’s black and Chinese and…80 other races all mixed together bitchslaps you in the face! –Canal & Lafayette Overheard by: nadja spiegelman

Where Are They Now? (A NYC Short Story)

Woman: What ever happened to Ceci?
Man: Ceci?
Woman: Yeah, Ceci. That little girl that got her fingers cut off. The pretty little crackhead with the beautiful soul. –116th & Frederick Douglass Overheard by: Melissa Berry Junkie lady: Wow, that thing is nice, what year is it?
Yuppie guy: ’06, I just got it.
Junkie lady: ’06? That shit ain’t even here yet. You better put that in a garage, nigga!
Yuppie guy: I don’t have money for that or for you. –Bed-Stuy Overheard by: Art Vandelay

Overheard in the Headlines: The Strike

Old lady: They are going to strike? They should put up signs fuckers! I see you looking at me you skinny bitch, fuck you.
Conductor: The doors are closing.
Old lady: Can’t put up signs but the fucker is telling me the doors are closing. –F train Hobo: Don’t worry about the strike, we’ll all fly to work! Flap our wings and fly! –14th & 7th Guy: I was there at the strike in 1980; I remember it well. It went on for two weeks. Of course, they could never have it that long now. The population of the city has doubled since 1980. –Bowling Green station Overheard by: greek goddess Conductor: Shit, I’ll get nasty right now. I’ll pull the brakes, see how they like that. –1 train Overheard by: Priscilla Castillo Tween boy: So how’s the strike going?
Bus driver: If there was a strike I wouldn’t be here, you moron. –M15 bus Overheard by: Sara’s Hot