Archive for 2005

Wednesday One-liners Are Dead

Guy: Yeah, well, he’s a big fan of the cadaver tissue. –Washington Heights Lady on cell: My god he killed everyone last night. He first sat on her then started to beat on her. Then she got up and started beating on him. –West Broadway & Chambers Fat Hispanic woman: I don’t know, I just haven’t been using my gun lately. –Fort Greene

You Dork! It’s Wednesday One-liners

Guy: So in your fantasy life you’re a scholar? That’s ridiculous! –Williamsburg party Store guy: I love maps! I could look at maps all day. Maps, and Playboy. –Barnes & Noble, W. 82nd Street Overheard by: Brooklyn Julie Guy on cell: Dude, we should bring lightsabers!…I brought my lightsaber for the last two… –27th & 3rd Chick: I could get 100 phone numbers in one night if I went to a sci-fi convention! –Serendipity, E. 60th Street Overheard by: Djlindee