Chick: I can never understand how Native Americans stayed in such great shape, and still smoked as much as they did. –Fordham University Overheard by: m-co
Man #1: Yo, tell him about it!
Man #2: OK, so I got two hookers tonight, but if you want we can get more.
Man #3: That’s all right man, sharing is caring. –NA, 14th Street Overheard by: Katerina Leznik
Chick #1: She’s also doing her research project on fag thugs.
Chick #2: What?
Chick #1: Like, gay people who are thugs.
Chick #2: They have those?
Chick #1: Apparently. –Pratt
Businesschick on cell: Awww yeah…guess who doesn’t have work today?….Awww yeah, people trying to blow up my building and shit…I think I just saw a tank driving down my street…Wait, I gotta roll, some weird number is popping up on my cellie. –51st & 3rd
Girl: …and he says to me, “DSL”.
Girl: I was like, “DSL, what the fuck does that mean?”.
Boy: What did he say?
Girl: “Dick Suckin’ Lips.” And I said, now hold on–
Boy: Damn… –58th & 8th Overheard by: Ed C
Girl: I like dogs!
Guy: Yeah, right.
Girl: Actually I’m violently allergic to them. –Houston & Eldridge
Short guy: You from Guyana?
Black chick: Yes, I am.
Short guy: Damn! I can always tell a Guyanese woman!
Black chick: Oh yeah? How?
Short guy: By your front teeth. You all have that funny gap thing going on. See? You got it too! –3 train Overheard by: Karen Seiger
Guy: So in your fantasy life you’re a scholar? That’s ridiculous! –Williamsburg party Store guy: I love maps! I could look at maps all day. Maps, and Playboy. –Barnes & Noble, W. 82nd Street Overheard by: Brooklyn Julie Guy on cell: Dude, we should bring lightsabers!…I brought my lightsaber for the last two… –27th & 3rd Chick: I could get 100 phone numbers in one night if I went to a sci-fi convention! –Serendipity, E. 60th Street Overheard by: Djlindee
Crazy Hasid: Who are the three greatest Jewish lawyers of all time? Roy Cohen, Roy Cohen, Roy Cohen, Johnny Cochran, Alan Dershowitz. Who are the three greatest doctors of all time? Dr. Dolittle, Dr. Dolittle, Dr. Dolittle, Alan Dershowitz. –F train Overheard by: bluesdog Jewess on cell: You know, I love Great Neck, but I don’t know. I have to consider it. I’m not super Jewish and he’s not super Jewish. And you know how Jews are. They can be nice to non-Jews, but they can be caustic to other Jews. –Union Square Lady: I just don’t get smoking, or people who smoke…smoking and bacon; I don’t get it. –UWS elevator Overheard by: Susan Volchok
Woman on payphone: I totally woulda done it too, I woulda kicked her ass…I’m telling you if that bitch wasn’t pregnant I woulda killed her. So instead I just punched the bitch. –19th & 6th Overheard by: Kaitlyn Meehan Producer: Hey, you look like a psychotic baby. Maybe you should grow a bit of the hair back and a bit of the goatee back. –27th Street office Pregnant girl: I’m gonna have me a big bottle of E&J mixed with Hennessy after I have my baby. –Highbridge Overheard by: Kaitlen Man on cell: Are you crazy? She can’t control a six pound dog and you want her to have your baby? –46th & 8th Overheard by: Renee Florence