Archive for 2005

If There Were, That Would Be a Great School Trip

Lady: I’m looking for non-leather shoes.
Saleswoman: Why non-leather?
Lady: I’m vegan. I don’t wear any animal products.
Saleswoman: Well, they don’t kill the cows to get the leather.
Lady: Where do you think they get the leather from? Do you think there’s a bunch of skinless cows roaming a farm somewhere? –Forest Hills shoe store Overheard by: MG

His Aberrant Sex Practice is Wednesday One-liners

Guy on cell: Can you imagine having sex with a two year old and a three year old at the same time? –79th & 5th Overheard by: Jackie College chick: So, best case scenario she thinks you’re a lesbian. Worst case scenario, she thinks you’re a child molester. –M16 bus Chick: Oh yeah, ’cause we all know how I like to swap spit. With random people…like the cleaning ladies. –FIT