The creators of this site were just on The Brian Lehrer Show (listen here). As the producer explained to the host who we were and what we’re about, she handed him some printouts of site quotes and ended with: …and don’t say fucktard, obviously. –Centre Street office
College boy #1: Did you see the camel toe on her? It was like her vagina was hungry or something.
College boy #2: Yeah, she had a ravenous vagina. –Brooklyn College Overheard by: Brooklyn Julie
Girl #1: She looks so good now, though!
Girl #2: Yeah, well, if she would keep a meal down once in a while she might not… –9th Avenue & Little West 12th Street Overheard by: Wyatt Neumann Girl #1: They were all wondering why I wasn’t eating, and they kept asking me to eat something, so I just finally had a sandwich to shut them up. So when I went back to the hotel, I threw up.
Girl #2: I totally understand, I would have done the same thing. –NYSC locker room, 23rd & Park
Guy: Are you a robot?
Guy: Are you a robot? Because I think you need some repairs.
Chick: No, I’m not.
Guy: Are you sure? Because I got a screwdriver in my back seat. –Broadway between Spring & Broome Overheard by: Jessica Jaglois
Mom: I don’t know where you learned a word like that! Where would you hear that? That’s a bad name. We don’t call people that. I just don’t understand where you would have picked that up. Maybe from Howard Stern. –2 train
Guy: I was never any good at sports…I’ve watched the Superbowl a few times. –Flatiron office Lady on phone: Yeah, they have seat fillers at the Oscars and other award shows, you didn’t know that? It’s so when they pan over the audience it doesn’t look like a Mets game. –40th Street office Overheard by: Clay Caviness Guy: I’m not going to be the only guy at the hockey party holding an apple turnover. –Broadway & Prince Overheard by: Christopher Miner
Guy: Just because I got a felony doesn’t mean I’m going to jail. –outside Kew Gardens Criminal Courthouse Overheard by: Scott Bee Man walking down the street with a wooden square around his neck says: I’m an innocent man! I’ve been framed, I’m tellin’ ya! –Carmine & Bleecker Black guy: Yo, do y’all got $6? Whoa, whoa, listen, I’m Black but I’m no criminal! –Penn Station Overheard by: Erica Gridelli
Tourist guy: We’re staying down on Two Avenue. Now do they say Two Avenue or Second Avenue here? –Columbus Circle Overheard by: Chess Tourist woman: We’re in Manhattan, right? –Times Square Tourist girl: Can’t we like, just call a cab? You know, like, “Hi, we need a cab, pick us up here?” –42nd between Broadway & 6th Overheard by: Heather Hunter Tourist guy: Do they just breed dogs smaller here, or what? –Broadway & Astor Overheard by: jillypickle
Asian guy: Are there really this many Israelis in New York? –61st & 5th Overheard by: Adam Shprintzen Tourist girl: What’s a knish? I don’t know about these flavors. Can I get a plain one? –Yonah Schimmel’s Knishery, Houston Street White girl: There’s really no difference between gay guys and Jewish guys…Just the hat and a little ass-fucking, but other than that they’re pretty much the same. –184th & Bennett Girl: I don’t know if it’s an ego thing or what, but Jews really turn me on! –French Roast Cafe, West 11th Street Overheard by: Dottie McFarland
Waitress: Sorry sir, your order did not come out as you expected. The cooks don’t speak English so they didn’t understand what you wanted. –ESPNZone, Times Square Overheard by: Rachel W Spanish girl: When I got my tongue pierced it wasn’t swollen at all. They was tellin’ me to eat soup and shit. Fuck that! I was eatin’ rice and beans like five times a day! I am not gonna starve myself for no piercing. Fuck that! Gimme a T-bone. –M train A hobo walks up to the people outside and says: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It has no atmosphere. –Indochine, Lafayette Street Drunk guy: So I eat the Baklava, then I go into the bathroom to take care of my business. When I come out I say, “What’s the problem?”. –47th & 9th Overheard by: JH Woman: Can you please make sure it’s a boy lobster? I’m only into boys, and don’t want to eat a girl. –Austin ale house, Kew Gardens Overheard by: tom Pudgy guy on cell: I used to pay for dinner for three. But now I don’t pay for anyone, I just have Apple Jacks at home. –Williamsburg Overheard by: Alita