Archive for 2005

Some Even Call It “Delicious”

Woman with baby: So I’ve been takin’ these classes, and like they teach you how to draw blood from people and shit, but they have all these funny names for things. Like your skull, they call it the…um…
Woman without baby: Cranium?
Woman with baby: Yeah, the cranium. And they don’t call it “blood”, they call it…cells. –F train Overheard by: Miss N.

Wednesday One-liners Need to Get Cut Off

Chick on cell: That is not true!…No!…I would never do that! Gross! I so did not do that…Did I?…Really?…Oh, well, maybe I was too trashed to remember. –Times Square Arty girl: I may be hung over. I haven’t decided yet. –Metropolitan Bar, Williamsburg Overheard by: ~dana Guy: So I find that when I taste champagne with someone, I have nothing to say. –32nd & 6th Chick: Wait, I really did sleep with that guy? I need to update my
Excel spreadsheet. –Montien, 3rd Avenue Overheard by: djlindee Erica: Welcome to Applebee’s, my name is Erica. Can I get you started with a drink, or a beverage? –Applebee’s, W. 225th Street Overheard by: MissDona