Woman, 30s: So I go to his apartment last night after our date, and there’s all this Jesus stuff all over. I said, “Tell me this stuff is your roommate’s.” He gives me this shocked look. Turns out he’s born again! I was so pissed; I thought I was gonna get laid… –Chelsea Overheard by: Ursus Standingbear
Nylon sweat suit guy: I need a nice homecooked meal. I think I’m gonna go to Tad’s. –50th & 6th Blonde: I don’t diet. I just eat moderately. –Maggie’s, 47th & Madison
Woman: She said she want to make more than 8 dollars. I said, “Honey, you ain’t makin’ no 20 dollars unless you sell drugs.” –Bowery Overheard by: Stephanie Emilienburg Girl on cell: I think the truth is rotting into your brain, that’s why you’re getting migraines. –Astoria Overheard by: Rych
Guy: 100 bucks! Can you believe it? 100 bucks and all I had to do was suck on his toes for a while!
Overheard by: J. B. Palka
Hobo preacher: You might as well just start wiping your ass with your
college diploma, because that’s all they’re good for anyway. –Union Square
Girl: So then I asked everyone, “Who’s ever had anal?” and then he turned around… –St. John’s University Overheard by: Megan Cowles Girl: Cattle? Who said anything about cattle? Now chickens…they’re fun to molest sometimes. –Fort Greene
Hipster: Of course I saw her fuck him–I was watching! –Grand St, Williamsburg Guy: I even thought about taking him to the tranny bar, you know, so he could be free. –Sounds, St. Marks Place Overheard by: Dr. Ballon
Truck driver: Hey you!…Honey…yeah, you…you’re number one…you’re the best of the day, you win! –Long Island City Woman: I don’t usually spend $40 on chapstick, but I really wanted it. –1st & 52nd
Hipster: We don’t need to go to your stupid party. We’ve got smack, man. –Bedford Ave, Williamsburg Overheard by: Mike Epstein Player: Listen man, all I’ve figured out so far is that you have to stay away from the ones with tattoos on their back. –Washington Square Park
Hobo: You are very beautiful…you look like a movie star. Like Morgan Freeman.
Hobo: Er, no, Morgan…Fairchild. Yeah, Morgan Fairchild. –Bedford Ave. station
A businesswoman throws up over the edge of the ferry. A chick walks up to help her, and then admonishes the ignoring crowd standing around her: You should all be ashamed of yourselves for not helping this poor woman!
Headphones Guy: Fuck you!
Chick: What if it was you getting sick over the rail?
Headphones Guy: Fuck you! I don’t get sick! –Staten Island Ferry Guy #1: Don’t you think that makes sense?
Guy #2: No, it doesn’t make sense, which is why I think we’re going to fucking get arrested! –Staten Island Ferry Terminal Overheard by: David Lock