Guy: Wait, I missed that. So you were born, and then what happened? –Brooklyn Botanical Gardens Overheard by: Sherri Feldman
Chick #1: …and I swear my head rammed into the wall and it’s that cheap crappy sheet rock and there’s a hole in it now. I’m gonna tell him to write his name on it!
Chick #2: Oh, he’ll probably like that. –The Gap, Bensonhurst Overheard by: Deborah Olin
Trendy: I’d like a swiss burger and, instead of fries, can I substitute soup?
Trendy: OK, it was just a suggestion.
Waiter: Great. You can have it that way when you open your own restaurant. –Pearl Street diner
Eurochick: I’ve got to dance tonight. I didn’t make any money here this week. –Soho salon Woman on cell: Where are you? I’m lost!…I don’t know! I’m uptown. I’m on a corner. I’m in front of a tall building. –57th & Lex Overheard by: Heather
Girl: …he had a tattoo of a tornado on his ring finger to remind himself never to get married again. –Midtown elevator Hobo: Try a squirrel. Tastes like steak! –Washington Square Park Overheard by: prairie squid
Engineer: Unlike you, I am not always thinking about cock! –Midtown office Overheard by: Randy Locklair Blonde Teen: No. Like it’s hairy. Like really hairy. Like I-have-to-trim-it hairy. –3rd Ave & 11th St. Overheard by: D O double
Construction worker: …it was like, the biggest skull ever found or
some shit. –44th & Madison Teenage girl: I failed the math test so I told Ma I ain’t gonna graduate in June. I ain’t gotta do anything but stay black and die. –6 train
B&T girl: These bra inserts I’m wearing are hard as rocks! –Tao Asian Bistro, Midtown Woman: Well, I trusted you before you put your dick in her. –Tabla Bread Bar, Flatiron District
A ghetto guy checks out a girl’s ass and says: Damn, yo. I had one like that back in ’88. When I was workin’ in the mailroom. –Times Square Overheard by: Zander Girl: There is no sperm in the period! Jeez, you’re a moron. –Lincoln Center
Black guy: Man, Asia and Africa is totally disinterconnected! –E train Guy on cell: She has no idea I’ve been on steroids all week! –City Hall Park Overheard by: Bria Dunham