Queer: Thursday nights are the best nights if you like NYU Guys! –11th St. & 1st Avenue Overheard by: Rachel W
Girl #1: You should look at profiles with me. It’s like shopping.
Girl #2: Yeah, it’s like “Would this one look good on me?” –Dive 75, UWS
Lesbian chick #1: …so that’s why I’m in favor of putting birth control in the water.
Lesbian chick #2: How does that work?
Lesbian chick #1: What do you mean? You just put it in the water.
Lesbian chick #2: But what if they don’t go in the water?
Lesbian chick #1: …no, the drinking water.
Lesbian chick #2: Oh. That makes more sense. Sorry, I don’t know how those straight people do these things. –F train
Chick (to another chick): So, are you ordained yet? –Williamsburg
Businessman: …and once word gets out that you like to fuck girls with no legs, everybody thinks you’re a freak!
Crony: Yeah, I bet.
Businessman: I’ll send you the pictures. –Maiden Lane & Water St. Overheard by: Dave Kelleher
Woman: Excuse me. I have to put something in my dryer.
Girl folding clothes: Oh, okay.
Woman: Excuse me! I have to put something else in my dryer.
Woman: Now I have to take something out of my dryer…unbelievable.
Girl: Wow, you’re a case!
Woman: I’m a what?!
Girl: A case. I’ve never seen anybody so worked up over laundry.
Woman: Well, you haven’t lived very long, have you?
Girl: Not as long as you!…Have a nice day!
Woman: Fuck you! –York Launderette, York Avenue and E. 82nd
Thug #1: I don’t live in the VHS era.
Thug #2: Naw, they got DVD tapes now. –J train Overheard by: Anna
Guy on cell: I’m at Avenue of the Americas and…Little Brazil Street. –W. 46th Street & 6th Avenue A woman in a stupid fleece hat says to her friends, also in stupid fleece hats: This is my backyard when I’m not at the house! –Central Park, 5th & 59th Overheard by: Kat Martinez
Student: It’s not computers that’s fucking you up, it’s General Hospital. –Pratt dorm, Willoughby Avenue Overheard by: Eric Wrenn Girl, 7: Sometimes, I wonder: who really did kill Kenny? –M79 bus
Special Collections Librarian: We have over 1,000 queer porn novels. –Fales Library, NYU Queer hipster on cell: Hey size nine, it’s size zero. Call me back when you get this. –Williamsburg, Bedford Ave