Archive for 2005

How to Do Laundry, NYC Edition

Woman: Excuse me. I have to put something in my dryer.
Girl folding clothes: Oh, okay.
Woman: Excuse me! I have to put something else in my dryer.
Girl: O-kay…
Woman: Now I have to take something out of my dryer…unbelievable.
Girl: Wow, you’re a case!
Woman: I’m a what?!
Girl: A case. I’ve never seen anybody so worked up over laundry.
Woman: Well, you haven’t lived very long, have you?
Girl: Not as long as you!…Have a nice day!
Woman: Fuck you! –York Launderette, York Avenue and E. 82nd

Logs of Wednesday One-liners

Guy: You know, we really should do something with all that driftwood we brought back from Canada. –West Elm furniture, DUMBO Overheard by: Ashley The husband scoops dog shit in a clear plastic bag, swings it around and calls out to his wife: Hey, Marla! Ya hungry? Hot fudge, fresh from the oven! –Prince St. between Thompson & West Broadway

A Wealth of Wednesday One-liners

Hobo: Folks, help me out. I am trying to get my rotor blade fixed on my helicopter! –W. 10th and 7th Ave Overheard by: Alex Wipf Connecticut woman: It was such a joke among my friends; I was always going out with artists or unemployed people…which I guess is the same thing. –Cuppa Cuppa, East Village