Archive for 2005

He Learned to Give Fair Warning

Girl: Did you really fuck that other girl?
Guy: No, not really. She fucked me.
Girl: Oh okay. You’re really an asshole, you know that?
Guy: Sure. –Port Authority Overheard by: Robert Girl: So he comes in with this necklace that says, “I’m an asshole”. And I’m, like, how are you? And he says, “I’m an asshole.” –15th & 8th Overheard by: boswell