Doorman: Guns, man. I have too many guns. –41st between 1st & 2nd
Girl on cell: Yo, I had the illest diarrhea yesterday! –7 train
Woman: Don’t buy me no jewelry that’s on TV, Nigga! What’re you talking about? –1/9 train
Teen girl: Girl, you look cute pregnant! You should stay pregnant! –2 train Overheard by: n69n
Suit on cell: Yes, that way, you can kill more whales… –86th Street 4/5/6 station Overheard by: Steevo
Old guy: Shit, I ain’t goin’ ice skating, I ain’t no motherfuckin’ ice skater. I’m a thug, I’m a motherfuckin’ thug nigga. Fuckin’ ice skater…L’il girl, you going ice skating? –The Pond, Bryant Park Overheard by: C.G.
Guy: Yo, the 1/9 train always smells like ass! I think it’s the fragrance they use. –1 train
Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, the overhea[r]d lights will be turned off during this flight, so if you’d like a reading light, just push the button above you…The other button. –Delta Song plane, JFK Overheard by: Lily
Guy: Do you have Bareback Mountain? –The Strand
Girl: I haven’t talked to her since she left for college. How is she?
Guy: I don’t know, man…I haven’t heard from her either, so I guess she’s just, like, decaying or whatever. –80th & East End Overheard by: Anne O.