Teen girl: Girl, you look cute pregnant! You should stay pregnant! –2 train Overheard by: n69n
Suit on cell: Yes, that way, you can kill more whales… –86th Street 4/5/6 station Overheard by: Steevo
Old guy: Shit, I ain’t goin’ ice skating, I ain’t no motherfuckin’ ice skater. I’m a thug, I’m a motherfuckin’ thug nigga. Fuckin’ ice skater…L’il girl, you going ice skating? –The Pond, Bryant Park Overheard by: C.G.
Guy: Yo, the 1/9 train always smells like ass! I think it’s the fragrance they use. –1 train
Stewardess: Ladies and gentlemen, the overhea[r]d lights will be turned off during this flight, so if you’d like a reading light, just push the button above you…The other button. –Delta Song plane, JFK Overheard by: Lily
Guy: Do you have Bareback Mountain? –The Strand
Girl: I haven’t talked to her since she left for college. How is she?
Guy: I don’t know, man…I haven’t heard from her either, so I guess she’s just, like, decaying or whatever. –80th & East End Overheard by: Anne O.
Guy: I will have a coffee.
Waitress: We don’t have anything hot.
Guy: Then an iced coffee, please? –New York Comedy Club, East 24th Street Overheard by: Eric Kuhn
Man: Sir, you’re not suppose to smoke on the train.
Hobo: What? Are you the Marshall? I’m a crack dealer, I sell crack. What you gonna do, steal my money? –1 train
HS guy: Would you like to buy a bag of M&M’s to support our basketball team?
HS guy: Come on, just one bag, we’re raising funds for our team–
Chick: Sorry. I’m sorry.
HS guy: “Sorry”, what is that, “sorry”? Why don’t you just say “no” if you mean no? Why don’t you just say “no“? –13th & Broadway Overheard by: Lily