A ghetto guy checks out a girl’s ass and says: Damn, yo. I had one like that back in ’88. When I was workin’ in the mailroom. –Times Square Overheard by: Zander Girl: There is no sperm in the period! Jeez, you’re a moron. –Lincoln Center
Black guy: Man, Asia and Africa is totally disinterconnected! –E train Guy on cell: She has no idea I’ve been on steroids all week! –City Hall Park Overheard by: Bria Dunham
Suit #1: Have you heard of that guy, Usher?
Suit #2: No, should I have?
Suit #1: You know, he’s one of those guys with the underwear hanging out of the back of their pants.
Suit #2: You know what? If someone doesn’t know what size pants to wear, then I don’t need to know them. –Penn Station Overheard by: marissa
Guy #1: She’s tired.
Guy #2: So is her. –7th Ave & 23rd St.
Girl, 4: I have needs, too.
Boy, 4: Your needs? Who cares about your needs? What about my needs? –M16 bus Overheard by: Jenny Piston
Guy on cell: …no, not her. A new chick…Yeah, man, yeah. You know me; I’m anally ambitious. I’m gonna be in her like a gerbil.
Overheard by: Alexandra
Man #1: So did you get the golden ticket?
Man #2: The what?
Man #1: The golden ticket to the chocolate factory, did you get it?
Man #2: What?
Man #1: Anal! Did you hit her up the butt?
Man #2: Oh! Ha ha…yeah, finally. –3 Train Overheard by: Marco Formosa
Man: Screws should be free. You shouldn’t have to pay for screws.
Woman: Yeah, if I owned a hardware store I’d have free screws all the time. –74th & Madison Overheard by: Sarah G.
Girl #1: Yeah, that French kid’s pretty hot.
Girl #2: His butt is like…it’s like a croissant!
Girl #1: Ohmigod, ew. But yeah, it’s true. –1 train
Dude: I was assuming this isn’t a date, but do you want me to buy your ticket anyway?
Chick: Oh, well I was assuming this was a date so I didn’t bring any money with me!
Dude: Okay, well I’ll just go ahead and buy this second one then. –Regal Union Square Cinemas Overheard by: Greg Rutter
Pizza Guy: It’s $2.25.
Lady: I thought it was $1.50.
Pizza Guy: No, $2.25.
Lady: Oh wow, you guys raised your prices. I’ve been out of town for a while.
Pizza Guy: No, we didn’t. It’s $2.25. I don’t know where you can get $1.50 pizza…not even Brooklyn. –Joe’s Pizza, West Village Overheard by: Rachel W