Archive for 2005

Logs of Wednesday One-liners

Guy: You know, we really should do something with all that driftwood we brought back from Canada. –West Elm furniture, DUMBO Overheard by: Ashley The husband scoops dog shit in a clear plastic bag, swings it around and calls out to his wife: Hey, Marla! Ya hungry? Hot fudge, fresh from the oven! –Prince St. between Thompson & West Broadway

A Wealth of Wednesday One-liners

Hobo: Folks, help me out. I am trying to get my rotor blade fixed on my helicopter! –W. 10th and 7th Ave Overheard by: Alex Wipf Connecticut woman: It was such a joke among my friends; I was always going out with artists or unemployed people…which I guess is the same thing. –Cuppa Cuppa, East Village

Somehow RuPaul Always Gets the Short End of the Stick

Black guy: It is the last day of Black History Month and nobody sent me a card?
White guy: Well then, happy Black History Month.
Black guy: Yeah sure, whatever!
White guy: No, seriously, thank you! Thank you for Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Richard Pryor…
Black guy: Well I guess tomorrow I have to back to sitting in the back of the bus!
White guy: No! What are you talking about? We don’t pick on blacks anymore! That’s what gays are for!
Black guy: Ohhh! –Graham Street station Overheard by: Philip Rafferty