Dude, I Went to High School With Wednesday One-Liners

Dude: I almost ran over Eliot Spitzer yesterday.

–66th St & Broadway

Howard Spira on cell: If I go to the funeral, it'll make more news than Lindsay Lohan.

–The Bronx

Overheard by: the boss of nothing

40-something on cell: Zac Efron is the new James Dean.

–Universal News, 14th St

Overheard by: Jeff

Male Fordham student: I want to send howlers. Like I'd love to just send Rush Limbaugh a howler.

–Fordham University

Man to male friend: You know I think you're a handsome guy, but if Judy Dench were a man…

–Hale & Hearty

Overheard by: Lana

Wasn't That You?

Student #1: Christian Bale lost like 60 lbs, for The Machinist, then he he gained it back again for Batman. Now he lost it all again for The Fighter. I'm actually legitimately afraid of him; He's crazy.
Student #2: Remember when he got in trouble for that alleged domestic dispute against his mother?
Student #1: Remember when he flipped out on that DP on the Terminator set?
Student #2: Remember when he almost fed that kitten into an ATM?

–Columbia University