Woman on cell: Caviar? Nigga, ain’t no caviar in Harlem. –57th & 8th
Girl: Did you see those capris? They looked like the girl had her vagina on sideways! –Windsor Terrace
Conductor: …Transfer available here to the F, V, N, Q, R and W. Next stop: New Jersey. Stand clear of the closing doors. –B train Overheard by: comicgirl
Woman: Well, he should just get over it. Who doesn’t have a mother who died? –MOMA cafeteria Overheard by: Deborah Freeman
Tween girl: The thing most people don’t get about techno is, it’s so emotional. –76th & 2nd Overheard by: Rachel
Drunk girl: Sometimes, when I look at myself through the microscope of cold, hard objectivity, I think to myself, “God, you are awesome!” –47th & 9th Overheard by: Nick Salvato
Teen girl: God, you are so self-conscious sometimes I want to punch you in the face. –A train Overheard by: Niki
Chick: She’s like a human Muppet…But not sexually. –Bleecker & Sullivan Overheard by: John Auld
Guy #1: Excuse me, sir, but do you know you’re white?
Guy #2: Yes, I do know that. Now will you stop following me? –40th & 8th Overheard by: Suriya
Teen girl #1: What’s a “fortnight”?
Teen girl #2: It’s British for “ten days”; like, “I’ll be gone for a fortnight.”
Teen girl #1: Oh yeah, that makes total sense. –LaGuardia Overheard by: GGary