Archive for April, 2006

Poor Word Choice

Guy #1: I just left a major deposit sitting in that toilet.
Guy #2: You didn’t flush it?
Guy #1: It was an automatic flusher and nothing happened. There was a guy waiting to go in and I just gave him a shit-eating grin when I walked out. I mean, what am I supposed to do?
Guy #2: I wouldn’t use the term “shit-eating grin” the next time you tell that story. –Penn Station

I Hope She’s Adopting

Girl #1: Should I have my baby shower before or after my wedding?
Girl #2: You’d better have it before. You’re going to be really drunk after your wedding.
Girl #1: Yeah, good point. Well, one of them is going to be in July, I know that for sure. –The Dollar Store Overheard by: Kim Forbes