Woman looking at statue: Did Columbus even make it to Manhattan? –Columbus Circle Tourist guy: Lots of people, smells really bad… It’s just like I always imagined. –Times Square Overheard by: Lauren
Woman: I find the suburbs to be extremely frightening. I know they all have air conditioning, but still… –6 train Twentysomething guy: The quality of life here is so bad…I mean, if you enjoy drinking all night and having random sex, you’ll like living in New York. –5th Ave & 9th St
Casting person: Ok, here’s the problem, they don’t wan’t a baby with a huge head compared to his chest, nor do they want to see gross veins all over its chest. They want the fucking Gerber baby, ok? –38th between 7th & 8th Friend to new mother with infant: All babies look great in black. Did you know that? –Madison & 91st Overheard by: Kelly Smith Woman: Actually, now that they’ve started talking, the twins are much less creepy. –Central Park
Man on cell: I love you baby, but I just can’t be looking at your face everyday like that. –Union Square Guy to friend: She had that ugly-ass quality about her. –Union Square Overheard by: Sarah
Black guy to his dad: You have to help me. My cock is turning into one of those fucking curly fries. –71st & Continental Woman: So I told him, if that’s the urethra you got the wrong hole. –115th & Broadway
Very old homeless woman to sleeping homeless man: You don’t even know how good looking you are! –28th & 3rd Overheard by: juju Little boy: I want your DNA. –Metro-North train Overheard by: Helen V.
Ghetto teen: If Jesus was with you, he’d smack you over the head and call you a dick! –A train Overheard by: Josh Jasper Girl to friends: Do either of you have a really nice picture of Jesus? I need to make an ashtray. –7th & A Overheard by: Ty!
Guy: I mean, why spend my money to put up bail when she’s just going to wind up doing time anyway? –B train Overheard by: Dianora Chick on cell: The thing is, he doesn’t freeze meat. Yeah, it’s an issue. –22nd & 8th Overheard by: Sebastian White
Girl on cell: It’s Fleet Week here, so I’m getting laid. –47th & Broadway Overheard by: Rachel Girl to sailor: Well, without your hat you’re fucking ugly! –MacDougal & Bleeker
Girl #1: What’s with all the little white men?
Girl #2: The Navy guys?
Girl #1: White, Jesus.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: In those little costumes… don’t you just want to jump them? –34th & Lexington Overheard by: love them sailors