Archive for 2006

West Virginia or Guantanamo

Sista #1: Looka there! A naked squirrel! Look like he got burnt or somebody shaved him down the middle.
Sista #2: People be eatin’ squirrels now.
Sista #1: Look like he have a mohawk.
Sista #2: It’s a little squirrel torture place somewhere. Somebody done that to him.
Sista #1: It’d have to be someone who was raised in the woods. Know how to handle a squirrel. –Union Square Overheard by: lost soul

Ask a Stupid Question…

Girl on cell: So, guess where I am. No, I’m coming out to visit you! Well, okay, can I stay with you for a few days? I got kicked out of my apartment. I’ll find a new one soon. Why what? Oh, why did I get kicked out? Well, I crashed my landlord’s Ferrari…Well, I was drinking. You know me! –Penn Station, LIRR

Now We Understand Her Choice of Boyfriends

Girl on cell: Oh my god, I’ve been having the shittiest day today. No, it has nothing to do with our conversation this morning. Listen, believe it or not, I can have a shitty day that has nothing to do with you…Ugh, I have no idea why I called you. [hangs up] My fucking dad. I can’t even get a sympathy “it’s all rainbows and bunnies” phone-hug from him! –Union Square W & 15th Overheard by: someone who knows how she feels