Archive for 2006

Also, I Need a Baby Wipe

Girl #1: Does anyone have Purell?
Friends: No
Girl #1: Purell? Anyone?
Girl #2: There’s a bathroom right there!
Girl #1: I want to clean my hands. –Hunter College Overheard by: Adina C

Cosmo Quiz Says No Go

Tall girl smoking cigarette on the sidewalk: You’re not my type. Short guying selling CDs on the sidewalk: What do you mean? Tall girl: First of all, you’re short. Second of all, you’re selling CDs on the sidewalk. –6th Ave & 12th St