Lady: I was down in Tijuana getting some dental work done, and I fell asleep in the chair. Best sleep I ever had! They should sedate me more often. Girl (under her breath): I couldn’t agree more. –audience waiting room for the Tony Danza Show Overheard by: Renee B.
Confused young man: So… this museum is mainly to do with art?
Bored guard: Yes.
Confused young man: Oh. –Metropolitan Museum of Art, European Art Section
Little girl around 8 years old: I’m going to kill you.
Little girl #2: You can’t. You don’t have a knife.
Little girl #1: I didn’t mean violently. I meant humorously. –56th & 6th Overheard by: Nina
Long Island woman #1: What is this?
Long Island woman #2: Trust me; it’s good for you. I mean, look at these people…Have you ever seen them fat?! –Korean grocery, 72nd & Broadway, Jackson Heights Overheard by: DJ Lee, one of ‘these’ people
Girl #1: Does anyone have Purell?
Girl #1: Purell? Anyone?
Girl #2: There’s a bathroom right there!
Girl #1: I want to clean my hands. –Hunter College Overheard by: Adina C
Old, crazy-looking black dude: The problem, James, is that you’re letting pride go to your head!
White college kid whose name probably isn’t James: Who are you? –Times Square station
White hip girl #1: You know it’s funny I like to date and have sex with black and Italian men, but I can’t eat dark meat.
White hip girl #2: Wow, really? That is weird. –CVS, Brooklyn Overheard by: Heather C
Girl #1: Yeah, so lately I’ve been really getting into African click songs.
Girl #2: Please don’t demonstrate. –Grand Central Station, Dining Concourse
Tourist guy: Look, honey! Here were are in wonderful Central Park!
Tourist guy’s wife: Really? I thought it was supposed to be bigger than this…
Tourist guy: Well, what else could it be? –Washington Square Park Overheard by: oli
Man: I can’t believe how many immigrants there are.
Woman: Send ‘em all back, what do I care.
Man: Isn’t, like, your mom an immigrant? We all came from immigrants, you know.
Woman: Wah wah, send ‘em back. –D train, Columbus Circle Overheard by: Lauren Michelle