Archive for 2006

Consider It an Investment, Just Like a Lottery Ticket

Drunk guy: It doesn’t mean anything! It’s just green paper! It doesn’t mean anything!
Woman #1: Then why don’t you throw it out?
Drunk guy: Fine! [Throws bill onto subway tracks] If it means so much to you, why don’t you go get it?
Woman #1: Yo, that was five-dollar bill!
Woman #2: For reals? Train comes and passes. Drunk guy: Hey, it’s gone. ..Where’s my money? –Franklin St station Overheard by: Melissa Coppola