Archive for 2006

Sorry, No, My Parents Are Raising Me Rational

Kindergarten girl #1: Wow! Look at all those big trophies!
Kindergarten girl #2: Those ain’t trophies. There’s dead people there. Yeah, you know — you go to church, you pray, and they put the dead person in the box, and they put the box in there. Don’t you go to church?

–On school bus passing a cemetery, Queens