Archive for 2006

That’s Deep, Dude

Cabbie: So, uh, you hear about the double team? The, uh, Democrats?
Passenger: Oh, so Democrats got the Senate, too?
Cabbie: Yes! It’s like a twelve-inch penis!

–Northbound 1st Ave from Delancey

Overheard by: dumbstruck passengers

I See Harvey Keitel as the Mother

Mom to a seven-year-old kid on school bus: Fucking animal, I’ll fucking kill you!
Seven-year-old bully: Suck my dick, you ugly bitch!
Mom to son: Every fucking day! I can’t stand this shit!

–11th St & 4th ave, Park Slope

Overheard by: Wish she didn’t live on the block