Archive for 2006

Where Are They Now?: Susanna Hoffs

Chick: Do you know why I can’t walk on this side of you on the sidewalk?
Guy: Why?
Chick: You’re gonna laugh…
Guy: I’ll laugh no matter what.
Chick: ‘Cause this is not my side of the bed.
Guy: What?
Chick: If we were laying on my bed I wouldn’t be on my side.
Guy: What? Yes you would. If we’re laying on our backs this would be your side of the bed.
Chick: But I sleep on my stomach…
Guy: We’re walking in the street, there is no bed! –42nd & 5th Overheard by: King Porky21

Hair, Cut; Otherwise, Not

Guy #1: Did you give anything to your boyfriend for Valentine’s Day?
Guy #2: No…I didn’t. I date girls.
Guy #1: Oh. Really?
Guy #2: Yeah. Why would you think that I go for guys?
Guy #1: I just always thought…
Guy #2: Really? Why?
Guy #1: Well you’re bald.
Guy #2: But you’re bald too.
Guy #1: Yeah. Exactly. –Elevator, Rockefeller Plaza Overheard by: Shacks