Guy: You got something on your face. –Port Authority Overheard by: EBS
Girl #1: So I know some Chinese now.
Girl #2 Really?
Girl #1: Yeah. I learned how to say our phone number from hearing you order food all the time. –1 train Overheard by: Karl Sturmgewehr
Grandma: Who is that? What’s the commotion about?
Teen girl: It’s Paris Hilton.
Grandma: Who is that?
Teen girl: She’s a media blowjob, Nana. Let’s get a move on, we’re
late and Daddy’s waiting for us at the hotel. –41st & 6th Overheard by: Brian Otano
Guy: Hey, hey shortie with the red hair…Hey, I’m talkin’ to you!
Girl: Yeah, and I’m ignoring you. –29th & 7th
Guy #1: Dude, they should have a phone where you just say 92454.
Guy #2: Man, they already have that.
Guy #1: Yeah, but without numbers.
Guy #2: Stupid.
Guy #1: They should also have a video phone, so you can see who you’re talking to.
Guy #2: They already have that.
Guy #1: Man, technology is good. But it’s also stupid…Technology is going to destroy us. –1 train Overheard by: max
Woman: Um…excuse me…But…are you all right?
Teen boy: Juilliard audition! –JFK Overheard by: Sydney M
Guy #1: I don’t get why they call it the 7 Years War if it didn’t really take 7 full years.
Guy #2: Well then, why don’t you write your own motherfucking textbook about history and call it whatever the fuck you want? And nobody will read it, because you don’t know shit about what we’re doing second semester! –Fulton & Broadway
Girl #1: He told me not to worry about his girlfriend. He was like, “You know you’re gonna like it!”
Girl #2: Oh my god, that’s so your type! Like, borderline rapist! –Bungalow 8, West 27th Street Overheard by: Katie
Girl on cell: Can you hear me when I roll my eyes? –82nd & York
Guy on pay phone: Hey Tom, it’s Jerry. –Penn Station Overheard by: Matthew Suss