Hobo: When I point, everybody smell collard greens. –6 train
Girl: Like, my grandmother got stabbed with an ice pick by her brother. And then they were estranged for years. –Bobst Library, Washington Square South
Mom: Indiana isn’t a state; I’m not sure it will be on there…Oh. –JFK Overheard by: Pierre-FranÃ§ois Dubois
Crazy woman: I’m still alive and breathing, thank you very much, despite the best efforts of the Devil. –Food Court, Grand Central Overheard by: Rich Mintz
Bag lady: Hey, you guys, can you help me out? I’m really hungry!…You need a dye job, you know! Your roots are showing. –Park Slope Overheard by: Drew
Guy: …and he had, like, shark teeth! Three fucking rows of them! I swear. –Fulton & Gold
Woman: So they’re paying the kidnappers child support? I mean I know they want to support their child, but where is the money going? To those crazy people. –L train Overheard by: Kelly Marie
Teen girl: So I read that article and cried and cried until my Mom was
like, “Stop crying. You’re retarded.” –1 train
Girl #1: Was he a virgin?
Girl #2: Yeah, I think so.
Girl #1: I bet. He totally needed a new haircut. –Uptown Lounge, 3rd Avenue
Girl: Do you sell tights with feet?
Store chick: Sorry, we only sell stuff that’s trendy. –Urban Outfitters, 14th & 6th Overheard by: Amusled