Archive for 2006

Maybe ThugLover12 Isn’t the Best Alias for You

Queer #1: So when he showed up I was surprised because he was kinda gangsta.
Queer #2: Ok, so what’s wrong with that?
Queer #1: Well, I guess I should have expected it because his profile said he was from the Bronx… but I mean you can still be from the Bronx and be Americanized. –Union Square East

Ten If He’s Been Drinking

Girl: He only stuck it in, so it doesn’t count.
Boy: Stuck it in? Like what’s that mean?
Girl: I dunno, like three thrusts, tops.
Boy: Yeah, you’re a virgin still. It has to be at least five thrusts to count. –74th St & Ditmars, Jackson Heights

It’s A World Of Laughter, A World Of Tears

Thirtysomething woman: You used to go to Disney World too? I LOVED that place.

Thirtysomething man: Yeah…What was the name of the part with the big carousel? You know, something Square…it was like the center of the park.

Thirtysomething woman: I don’t know…

Thirtysomething man: Tiananmen Square? Was that it?

Thirtysomething woman: Yeah! That sounds familiar..
–R train Headline by: Pam
Runners-Up:

· “Match.com really does work!” – katie andrews

· “Even less fun than Euro Disney” – MattyQ





Honorable Mentions:

· “Little known fact: Mao Zedong had a season pass” – Colleen Kerney

· “Where the rides are worse then the lines” – Mark Manne

· “Yeah, that part was a riot” – Skepna

· “No, No, Universal is NEXT DOOR” – Katie

· “He looked it up on google.cn” – Ingwall

· “And people were dying to get in” – Melanie Mahoney

· “Mickey Mao’s Club” – Dave Barnette

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Today’s headline contest is being sponsored by HBO. The winner and runners-up* will all receive the complete Season 2 DVDs of Entourage.
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(* Amended so that we could include more honorable mentions!)