Archive for 2006

‘Cause, Baby…You’s a Heartbreaker

Young man, after unsuccessfully hitting on young woman: Yo, a nurse’s job is to take care of the patients.
Young woman: Mmm hmm.
Young man: Yo, but I’ma be a nurse practitioner. They do the same thing doctors do.
Young woman: Oh?
Young man: I could perform heart surgery on you. Not legally. But I could do it.

–4 train, 2:30 AM

Overheard by: Brandon