Archive for 2006

Ok, That’s My New Worst Fear Too

Girl #1: My worst fear is falling on a picket fence or getting eaten by a shark.
Girl #2: Oh yeah, well my worst fear is someone pushing me forward onto a blackboard and having my teeth scrape down the front. That would be awful.

–Grand Central Station

Our Product Regrew Wednesday One-Liners in Four Out of Five Users

Straight guy: I need to change my hair. Four out of five girls with that bachelorette party last night thought I was gay.

–LIRR

Overheard by: Phil


Guy
: Listen, it’s not hair replacement. It’s a system.


–Sterling & 7th, Park Slope

Overheard by: A White Bear


White guy
: Yeah, and I ripped out her weave.. it was awesome!


–14th & 5th

Overheard by: Amelia D


Hobo
: All Democrats must have pink hair, by mandate of the homeless Republican!


–12th & 6th

Overheard by: theNJl


Ghetto girl
: She wanted to charge me $400 for my hair. She was gonna charge me by the pound! Who charges for hair by the pound? I could get my homegirl to do it for $20. Never buy your hair from someone in the ‘hood!


–5 train, 125th St

Overheard by: La Liz


Bald queer
: Oh, now I have to do my hair again. It’s so difficult to keep my hands out of it!


–Elevator, 1250 Broadway