Archive for 2006

She Was One of the People on the Laugh Track in Natural Born Killers

Hipster chick: Do you think New Yorkers are mean, or are we just so jaded we’re not fazed by anything?
Hipster dude: I think it’s a combination of both.
Hipster chick: Because, well, my friend just found out he has testicular cancer, and he’s getting one of his balls removed on his birthday. And I thought that was hilarious. You know what else? Maybe New Yorkers are also whores — I seriously considered sleeping with him just so I could say I was the last person to see his left ball.
Hipster dude: That’s a bit soulless. But it’s also a little funny.
Hipster chick: See, really, if you think about it in the right way, everything is funny.
Hobo: You’re just a mean whore.

–Bedford & 6th St

Overheard by: Overheard in New York is based on that very concept

Unlike Chinese Guys, Where You Have One and You’re Hungry 30 Minutes Later

Guy in truck: I’m Italian!
Girl wearing ‘I Love Italian Guys’ t-shirt: Yeah, go kill yourself! I get that all day!

–58th St

Overheard by: Scottyboy


Headline by: Abartig

Runners-Up:

· “”So, do you have any Italian in ya? You want some?”” – erak

· “Because the “Putana Facile” T-shirt was not working.” – cristina

· “But I’m not “in” love with them” – Marc

· “Her “I Fuck Jews” T-shirt Also Sends Mixed Signals” – s h

· “She knows a real Italian will just try to rape her” – cornelious

· “Sibyl: The Dating Years” – Sara

· “The “I love my daddy” t-shirt was even less fun.” – Defies Gravity

· “This passes for courtship in New Jersey” – Amanda

· “Veni, vidi, vd” – em




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