I Hope Blogging About It Is Okay

Crazy guy: Yo! Hey, Superman! A dude with a Superman shirt looks horrified. Crazy guy: Yo, man! I’m just like you! I’m Spider-Man! He pulls up his shirt and yanks his underwear up out from under his pants, revealing a Spider-Man logo. Crazy guy: See? You know, if you wasn’t a dude, I wouldn’t have shown you. The Superman dude sees two younger girls watching and laughing. Crazy guy: Yo, don’t talk about me when you get off the train! –L train Overheard by: Matthias

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Wednesday One-Liner…

College girl: Oh my god, whoever invented pizza I want to touch intimately!

–111th & Broadway, Koronets Pizza

Little girl pointing at vending machine: You're not telling the truth! It says "made from the best stuff on earth" but the best stuff on earth is pizza! And pudding. And ice cream. All desserts and then pizza. And sushi. And mint tea…

–Grandpa's Pizza, Broadway & Isham

Overheard by: Rose Fox

Energetic young man in "I heart bacon" t-shirt: Can I have a quarter, man, for a slice of pizza? A quarter? Or a cigarette! I'll buy a cigarette off you for seventy-five cents!

–14th & Broadway

Overheard by: dcjg

Woman to girl leaving dance recital: Now you can eat a whole pizza!

–60th St & West End Ave

…Don't You Think?

Friend #1: Oh! We should all ride our bikes to Red Hook, check out the ball field, get Swedish meatballs at Ikea and hang out at the flea market.
Friend #2:: I… can't… do that.
Friend #1: Why? Oh, do you not own a bike?
Friend #2: No, I don't. And… I also don't know how to ride a bike.
Friend #1: What? And you live in Williamsburg?
Friend #3: Hey, it's ironic.

–South Street Seaport