Woman: If I’m not ovulating by Thursday, I’m going to be pissed! –57th between 7th & Broadway Overheard by: Cal Chemical Very old man: …yeah, he slept with many different men in his bed for many years. –Eye to Eye Vision, Union Square Overheard by: Rachel W
A well-dressed African-American businessman passes.
Thug #1: He a faggot.
Thug #2: Yo, shut up, man. That faggot got money! –19th & 7th Overheard by: Manhattman
Chick: I just don’t really like running through the Hasidic neighborhoods in my sports bra…
Chick: It makes me feel uncomfortable.
Chick: So I don’t think I’m going to do that anymore.
–Bogart & Moore St, Bushwick
Overheard by: Erin
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· “But I’m Still Wearing My Swastika Thong.” – Craig should be working
· “Do I, Uh, Know You?” – clash
· “I Didn’t Hear Anything but ‘bra'” – 6th Floor Blogger
· “I’ll Try Yarmulke Pasties Instead” – Katie
· “Too Many Guys Trying to Challah at Me” – Rottin’ in Denmark
· “Topless It Is” – Sean McGurr
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Foster care and adoption supervisor: The police have closed off the street because someone is threatening to commit suicide. We need to cancel tonight’s family visit, because your children will not be able to get to the agency.
Birth mother: Why didn’t you tell me this at 10 this morning?
–Late afternoon, W 26th St
Skinny Spanish girl: That nigga was saying how he had me moaning and screaming, but I was like, "nigga, I'm just loud–that doesn't mean you're good!"
–Ft. Hamilton Parkway, Brooklyn
Overheard by: also loud
Ghetto chick to friend: Yo…in my country, it's illegal to not please your woman. You gotta fuck her till she begs you to stop.
–116th & 1st
Overheard by: DonnaRae
Man on phone: Yeah…I just fingerblasted her for like an hour. No big deal.
–E 4th St & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: intern2
Mom to teenage son: And I was like "sure, have sex in my bed, it never sees any."
–Mercer & W 3rd
Girl on cell: Oh no, he's back fucking his secretary now, so I'm like, completely free!
20-something on cell, after loud graphic sex tale: And don't you be telling anyone! I don't like strangers knowing my business.
–Express Bus to Brooklyn
Woman: Oh my God?! Did you just pee on me?
Man: I dunno what you’re talking about, you crazy. –NY Public Library, 5th Ave & 40th St. Overheard by: Sabrina Braswell
Girl #1: I think I am going to be a used maxi-pad for Halloween.
Girl #2: I’ll go as a tampon.
Girl #1: I have a better idea — let’s go as our favorite forms of contraception.
Girl #2: That’s a tampon for me.
–Ladies’ room, Webster Hall
Overheard by: Stephanie
Teacher: This is pretty darn green bromothymol blue.
Student: What color’s it supposed to be?
Teacher: Um, bromothymol blue.
Teen girl #1: He never leaves me the hell alone. It’s like, ‘Hello, I don’t care!’
Teen girl #2: You know he’s bi, right?
Teen girl #1: What? No, he’s not. What are you talking about?
Teen girl #2: Oh my god! You didn’t know? Yeah, he’s bi!
Teen girl #1: Since when? Who told you that?
Teen girl #2: Didn’t you?
Teen girl #1: No. I didn’t say ‘bi.’ I said ‘anal plugs.’
Overheard by: Stina
After the woman sent them to the wrong place twice, my uncle went back to the information desk.
Uncle: Excuse me, but did you have to pass an IQ test to get this job?
Information lady: I’m wearing my eyeglasses. –JFK