Archive for June, 2007

I Love Dick, I Just Wish I Liked Yours

Boyfriend: I love Barnes and Noble.
Girlfriend: Yeah, I love books.
Boyfriend: Me, too. I just wish I liked reading. –Barnes & Noble, Union Square Headline by: Tosser Runners-Up: · “As long as it gets the poo off my ass, I’m happy” – Jim C. · “But I have a nice set of Hemingway coasters.” – Sarah K · “But get enough of them together, you have one hell of a fort.” – DJR · “I just like to judge them by their covers” – Peter · “It’s goal number 2, right after learnig to color inside the lines” – kristen
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