30-ish investment banker on cell: She had so much makeup on her face she looked like she had just blown 20 clowns. –44th & Park
Chick #1: How many colors are in two rainbows?
Chick #2: Shut up, Kimberly! –NYU Overheard by: Clara
Chick #1: You’re not trying.
Chick #2: Yes, I am.
Drunk guy: What’s your name, beautiful?
Chick #2: I don’t have one. –Off the Wagon bar, MacDougal Overheard by: NYU Student
Girl #1: So, yes, that should be our goal this weekend.
Girl #2: Agreed.
Girl #1: We’ll get as many drugs as we can find.
Girl #3: And do them as quickly as we can.
Girl #2: Niiice. –Pratt Institute Overheard by: V
Boyfriend: I love Barnes and Noble.
Girlfriend: Yeah, I love books.
Boyfriend: Me, too. I just wish I liked reading. –Barnes & Noble, Union Square Headline by: Tosser Runners-Up: · “As long as it gets the poo off my ass, I’m happy” – Jim C. · “But I have a nice set of Hemingway coasters.” – Sarah K · “But get enough of them together, you have one hell of a fort.” – DJR · “I just like to judge them by their covers” – Peter · “It’s goal number 2, right after learnig to color inside the lines” – kristen
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Girl #1: Did you hook up with Josh last weekend?
Girl #2: Yeah, we got really drunk and I blew him and we did anal. I dunno if I want to lose my virginity with him, though. –86th St, Bay Ridge Overheard by: Kandiru
Father: Can we just go to McDonald’s for dinner?
Little girl: Dad! You know I can’t have trans-fat. –Queens-bound 7 train Overheard by: Patricia
TSA guard #1: You’re new here, right?
TSA guard #2: Yeah. I worked at the Gap before, so this is different. –JFK
Student, after two-hour lecture on Charles Darwin: Yo, professor?
Teacher: Yes, Phyllis?
Student: That Charlie — he da man!
Teacher: Indeed! Charlie is the man, Phyllis! Excellent! –Queensborough Community College Overheard by: Just trying to pass…
Hobo to girl on cell: Marry me! [Girl shakes her head.] Chicken! –8th & Broadway Black guy on cell: You ain’t no spring chicken, and you ain’t no Donald Trump. You gotta be considerate. You gotta stick it inside that girl. –8th & Broadway Overheard by: Barbara Black guy to stubborn pigeon: Bird, don’t think I won’t fuck you up. –61st St Overheard by: bill r Lady: She could be humping a chicken for all I care… –1 train Overheard by: ChiChi Blonde: She is the last person that should be allowed to live next to a rooster. –W 45th & Broadway Overheard by: MW