Archive for 2007

Oh, and the Kid

20-ish girl: Oh my god, your backpack has your initials on it!
20-ish dude: What? It’s from high school…
20-ish girl: Jesus. The only thing I have from high school is herpes.

–41st & Broadway

Overheard by: june

Safest Thing, Really

Barbershop music segues from the Godfather theme to an old-time jazz tune.

Old Italian barber #1: That’s nice music.
Old Italian barber #2: Yeah, we only play dead guys in here.

–Park Slope Barber Shop

Overheard by: Russ Wall