Archive for 2007

Safest Thing, Really

Barbershop music segues from the Godfather theme to an old-time jazz tune.

Old Italian barber #1: That’s nice music.
Old Italian barber #2: Yeah, we only play dead guys in here.

–Park Slope Barber Shop

Overheard by: Russ Wall

Like I Didn’t Know He Was in All Those Movies

Woman: Nobody famous ever comes in where I work.
Man: Well, we got a lot of famous people when I worked in LA.
Woman: Like who?
Man: Charlie Sheen would come into the store all the time.
Woman: Really?
Man: Yeah, but he’s a fucking freak.
Woman: Oh?
Man: Yeah, he’d hold something up and say, ‘Do you think this is good? Do you? Do you? Do you?’ like, all the time. He’s very fucked up.

–6 train