Archive for 2007

My Friendship Is Plumbing-Dependent

Chick #1: Before I forget, I need to ask you a question. If I had a penis and a vagina, would you still be my friend?
Chick #2: First of all, I would give you my Coach fanny pack so it would cover your ball sack, and then I probably wouldn’t ever talk to you again.

–31st & 7th

Overheard by: Amy Beckerman

Falling Down Radicalized Him

Man #1: Yeah, I’m always getting blamed by someone for everything because I’m the man. Fat, white, middle-aged guy in a suit. Yep, it’s my fault.
Man #2: The Texas accent doesn’t help, either.

–E train, 42nd St

Overheard by: Yeah it is probably his fault