Archive for 2007

A Lot of What, Now?

Girl: I’m going to be speaking Spanish for a month, and I’m going to come back and be so good at it, but then I’ll have a month before classes start and I’ll forget all of it!
Boy: That’s because you smoke a lot of weed.

–6 train

Overheard by: Veronica

Congratulations! You’ve Just Become Obsolete.

Chick: Are you coming right home after work? I need sex so badly.
Guy: Yeah, I can tell… Why don’t you use your Valentine’s Day gift?
Chick: The Rabbit? It’s not the same.
Guy: Why isn’t it the same?
Chick: Well, it doesn’t talk.
Guy: Wait — so if it talked, you wouldn’t need me at all? Is that what you’re saying?
Chick: Um… No?

–Carnegie John’s, 56th & 7th

Overheard by: cheech

And We Haven’t Seen Even One Hand-Turkey

Student #1: So, are you taking any other art history courses?
Student #2: Yeah, that’s my major — I’m taking a million.
Student #1: This class is so hard.
Student #2: It’s okay, I guess…
Student #1: Is it just me, or did you think this class was going to be about pilgrims?
Student #2: Well, it is… I don’t know. Didn’t you read the course description?
Student #1: Yeah, but I thought it was going to be about the kind that eat turkeys and pumpkins…

–The Met

I Had to Block My Wife, Though

Hardhat #1: Did you check out my wall lately?
Hardhat #2: Uh, no.
Hardhat #1: Dude! You should! That chick I was telling you about, she wrote all over it.
Hardhat #2: No shit!
Hardhat #1: Things I can’t even repeat to you.
Hardhat #2: Awww, man, right on! I will log on tonight.
Hardhat #1: Facebook is awesome.

–Rockefeller Center

Overheard by: zed