Archive for 2007

Perfect, Thanks!

Ghetto girl #1: Do these shorts make my ass look huge?
Ghetto girl #2: Girl, your huge ass makes your ass look huge, not those nasty shorts. –H&M, Broadway & Prince Overheard by: Aria Grillo

The UN Finally Sent in Peacekeeping Forces

Customer: But I just gave you 10 dollars.
Male barista: No, I gave you 10 dollars, which was a mistake.
Customer: Wait. Wait. No, you gave me twenty.
Male barista: Can I have it back?
Customer: No! It’s my change!
Male barista: But you just gave me 10 dollars! –Starbucks Overheard by: alanna