Archive for 2007

Hey, Check Out My Scaly Solar Keratoses

Dude #1: Yeah, he tans all the time by the track. He uses, like, a quarter of a bottle of tanning oil.
Dude #2: Well, there’s a lot of skin cancer.
Chick: I think skin cancer is overrated. Not to be disrespectful, but is it even legitimate?

–Jamaica-bound Q30 bus

Overheard by: Liza

I’m Putting You Down As a “No”

Guy #1: Yo, could you ever double team a girl?
Guy #2: Yes. Don’t care if there’s a naked dude right next to me, I’d rail the bitch with him. Eiffel Tower that shit.
Guy #3: Fuck that. I’d feel mad weird being naked next to another naked guy, just banging some girl… Maybe I could do it if I had my clothes on. Like, I could just fuck her through the fly. That way it wouldn’t be weird.

–East Village

Overheard by: Hiromi

Any Weirder Than Buying a Dildo Off of eBay?

Chick #1: So, when I went back to take a picture of the dildo on the fence post, it was gone? Who the fuck takes a dildo off a fence post?
Chick #2: Um, who puts a dildo on a fence post?
Chick #1: Well, that part kind of makes sense. But why take a dildo that’s been outside?
Chick #2: Maybe they were desperate?

–10th & 5th