Archive for 2007

We’re Like the End of Casablanca without the Implied Gay Sex

Guy: I always run into you here! It’s like our little date time.
Chick: We’re not dating… but sure.
Guy: I know. I was trying to be cute, dammit!
Chick, laughing: I know… And you do a good job of it, but I still hate you.
Guy: I know, but it’s the kind of hate that can make this friendship work. [Long pause, then] God, that’s really fucked up.

–Union Square

Overheard by: Jesus Jon

Perfect.

Middle Eastern-looking yuppie: I would root for Al Qaeda before the Red Sox. [Middle Eastern-looking friends quietly express outrage.] Fine, I would root for the Janjaweed before the Red Sox. Is that better?

–Manhattan-bound 4 train leaving Yankee Stadium station

Overheard by: David H