Archive for 2007

But Geminis Go Both Ways

Black chick #1: Geminis are the only people we need in this world.
Black chick #2: No, I think you’re wrong.
Black chick #1: What sign are you?
Black chick #2: I’m a Libra.
Black chick #1: No, we don’t need no Libras, Aries, or Tauruses.
Black chick #2 to her friend: What sign are you?
Friend: I think I’m a Scorpio.
Black chick #1: I’ve fucked a few Scorpios, they’re okay.

–2 train

Overheard by: Just wanted to get home

It Might Be Worth It Just to See What Happens

Man: Excuse me, you cut in front of everyone.
Woman: Don’t tap me again or I will call the police!
Man: But you just walked right in front of all these people.
Woman: Tap me again, go ahead, and I’ll call the police. Tap me and I’ll also do my kung fu on you.

–1 train

Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie