Newscaster to cameraman: Come on, can’t we get some fucking white people to interview? [White suit approaches.] Hi, do you have a minute?
–Fulton & Gold
Overheard by: Floored
14-year-old girl to friend: Yo, my momma was like, ‘We gotta go over to Peter Lugar’s to pick up some white niggas with chizzz-ash!’
–S 3rd St, Williamsburg
White guy to buddy: I have this thing for girls who look like white girls, but actually…
–Sullivan & Bleecker
Overheard by: NCS
Dude: Journey is like crack for white people.
–Metropolitan Championship Regatta
Queer black guy on cell: Girl, just stop! That is not your job… No, if she’s such a delicate white woman that she can’t be bothered to take care of her own child, then she can’t be mad if you lose her in the park… No, that’s not your job.
Overheard by: mark
Ghetto chick: You eat those Fritos like a white girl.
–Prominade, Brooklyn Heights
Overheard by: David in Dumbo
Southern tourist to wifey: You know, people in New York are so many different shades… White people, I mean.
–Q train, 34th St