Archive for 2007

Dude, You Know You Can Play Beer Pong after College?

Frat boy #1: Dude, when do you graduate?
Frat boy #2: Like, next year, man.
Frat boy #1: How long have you been in school, man? Like, five years, right?
Frat boy #2: Anyone that leaves college in less than five years is a loser. It’s like someone who leaves the party at 10:30 — things are just getting started!

–Line for The Colbert Report

Overheard by: Praying he stops talking

Puts the ‘Narc’ in Narcissism

Girl looking in mirror: You know what? I would make a really good-looking crack whore.
Boy: What? … Probably.

–Weinstein Residence Hall, NYU

Overheard by: Emily


Headline by: Ethan


Runners-Up:
· “All he heard was “whore”” – Marigumi
· “Holding the mirror between her legs” – anne nahm
· “I’ll agree with whatever gets me laid” – Dustin
· “Lose a few teef, add a few bruises, I be shinin'” – Dingolite
· “This Is Your Brain on Uggs” – NK




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You’ll Never Rubberneck in This Town Again!

Guy about movie being shot on street: I bet it’s a shitty movie.
Set assistant girl: I’m sorry for the inconvenience, sir.
Guy: You’re a pain in the ass. How could you work for a company like that?
Set assistant girl: I’m sorry, sir.
Guy: You come in barging into our city…
Set assistant girl: The mayor gives the permits, sir.
Guy: Yeah, well, it’s a shitty movie.
Set assistant girl: Shut! Up!

–9th St & 5th Ave