Does This Work on the Ladies?

Two white nerdish looking guys, likely undergrads: One trying to be intellectual and profound, the other seeing it as inane:
Undergrad #1: Logical is illogical now.
Undergrad #2: No it isn't.
Undergrad #1: Ah, but therefore it is.

–Outside a cafe near NYU

It’s Good to See People Embracing Religion for Materialistic Reasons

Jewish guy #1: We should become born-again Christians so people have to get us presents and we can have parties on our born-again birthdays.
Jewish guy #2: That is the worst reason for converting I have ever heard… Wait, no — actually, if we do it, can we have born-again bar mitzvahs?

–South St Seaport