Chick: You have no idea how much less anxiety I have now that I know I don’t have to worry about leaving the country…not that they are kicking me out, but you know that I can leave and come back and it’s not an issue…This just makes me so excited! When I get excited I start to twitch, I apologize, but it’s a good thing! You get me excited! Not in that way, I mean, you’re my professor, and female, but not to say you aren’t good looking…
Professor: Um, okay, so let’s pretend I was deaf for that last 30 seconds and I’ll see you on Friday.
–Hunter North Building, East 69th Street
Overheard by: Collegiate Cutie
Girl: I guess I’ll be taking my vibrator out for Valentine’s.
–Prince & Broadway
Overheard by: Toby Boudreaux